this hasn't been updated in a while are you all behaving?
kind of? we’ve been too studious to be douchey.
I regularly refer to myself as the Second Coming of Christ.
No caption necessary.
I said “did you walk around MHS with your eyes closed or your head up your ass? Cause it was one of the two!” to Mercedes.
I said: “I have a very talented mouth.”
(Note: This comment occurred after the offender spent a generous amount of time rowing the chopsticks in her mouth like oars in a rowboat.)
I licked Rachel’s hand while she was trying to take a nap.
(Wank note: the hand was hanging off her bed and the act was done after another roommate referenced “people can lick too”.)
I said: “It’s a Cinderella story; I don’t know whose hand that is. You wanna try?”
I personally would be totally accepting of my punishment if/when I say/do something do douchey in the ship of wank
We will hold you to that.